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Insanity Isn't Always a Bad Thing
News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.”
it’s the last week of school but I’ll give you homework
when people leave your room but don’t close the door
buying a chapstick but losing it literally .145421 seconds after buying it
bag of chips more like bag of air
(via twwelve)
